Can these be right?
Actual ads from the Lonely Hearts pages of ‘Ireland’s Own’
Gray drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who likes his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been renowned to start fights on Patrick Street at three o’clock in the daylight.
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Donegal man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Whatever thing painstaking.
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Grossly well built Louth turf-cutter, 42 years ancient, Gemini, seeks dexterous sex-pot, if at all possible South American, for jazz sessions, candlelit dinners and moist nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel.
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Verse man, 27, ordinary build, auburn hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the nighttime of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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Artistic Clare female, 53, petite, likes drizzling walks on the
beach, poetry, scarce sea-shells and fascinating auburn rice dishes, seeks mystic idealist for friendship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like modest sinking clouds on life’s wonderful idiotic journey. Passionate stomach elemental.
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Auburn haired Galway man, a menace, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops, seeks striking, wealthy lady for bail purposes, possibly more.
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Terrible tempered, foul-mouthed ancient bastard, returns in a damp log cabin in the **** end of Roscommon, seeks striking 21 year ancient blonde lady with a lovely chest.
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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year ancient dual-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister.
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Subsequent a sad contemporary loss, moderate Tipperary man, 53, seeks substitution mammy. Must like biscuits and resolution to the name Minnie. Thurles area.
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Bitter, disenchanted Dublin man, lately subsequent-hand by longtime fiancée, seeks clad, reliable, reliable female, if such a affair subdue exists in this cruel planet of hew-faced bitches
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October 12th, 2009 at 4:32 am
they WOULD be real if public were reliable in lonely hearts adverts.
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You by no means see something like: Fattish, cynical 30 something, disappointed with like and life in all-gathering, looking for any person, Any person, to waterproof her ill-treat.
(that would be mine
October 12th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Only way to find out would be to resolution one. Which one turns you on ample to comeback to?
October 12th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
lmao!!!
I would have to resolution this one:Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year ancient dual-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister.
Just so i may possibly tell him how i p*ssed for For myself laughing! I like a excellent sence of hilarity in a man!
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October 12th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
well what can you say to them lie you get more of a retort
October 12th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I’m conception that, and all I may possibly representation was Onslo from “Maintenance Up Appearances”
October 12th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Yes Its right that is how Irish public relief themselves.
I am Irish from Ireland for For myself but I do not not premeditated for For myself a predictable Irish self
October 13th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Did you in fact see these first hand? They’re hilarious! I’d heard before of lonely hearts ads in the back of Buy and Sell! I do like Ireland!
October 13th, 2009 at 4:25 am
I’ll bet they are right. And I also bet they get responses.
October 13th, 2009 at 5:29 am
F*ckin’ awkward when your family gather how to use your P.C. isn’t it ?
October 13th, 2009 at 6:36 am
Can’t say…
But now there are many unsettling similes in my mind.
October 13th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
‘Honesty’ is the best plot??
October 13th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
lololololololol i dont know mabey
October 13th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
wouldn’t skepticism a bit that they are right. like the one about the open minded twin sister. hysterical.
October 13th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I in fact hope so – bet they’re snowed under with responses!! lmao
October 14th, 2009 at 4:12 am
yeah those can be real, they force be joking but dont let that fool you those doubtless are real ads