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Very funny ‘Let’s Make A Date’ from episode 3×02. Requested by soupie1234 (more to come from this ep)

She has no greasy hair and no dandruff.
I’m just wondering if it’s her eating habit.

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist ones.”
Rumor has it Billy Graham Ministries is starting up a Emotional Support Group for middle aged men experiencing hair loss. Apparently they close every meeting with the benediction, “Go, and thin no more!”
They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
Good King Wenceslas went out to the pizza parlour and ordered a pizza. The assistant asked, “Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?”
A vicar was talking to one of his parishioners. He said “When you get to my age you spend a lot more time thinking about the hereafter.” “What do you say that”, enquires the parishioner. The vicar replies “Well, I often find myself going into a room and thinking what did I come in hear after.”
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
-10. One to actually change the bulb, and 9 to say how much they like the old one
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
-Well, it should require about five committees to review the idea first. If each is staffed with half a dozen members, that’s what … 30?
Once there was a guy named Joe. One day he died and found himself standing in front of the pearly gates.
St. Peter: “Joe, if you can answer one question, I’ll let you into heaven.” Joe: “sounds easy enough.”
St. Peter: “O.K., who is with you always?” Joe: “Oh, that’s easy: Andy!”
St. Peter: “Andy?” Joe: “Yeah, haven’t you heard that hymn, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me?’”
The Top 10 Things People Think About While Singing a Hymn
10. The pot roast.
9. What does pastor wear under robes?
8. Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?
7. 90 minutes till kickoff.
6. Did I turn off the curling iron?
5. The likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the head.
4. How many people have lost more hair than I have?
3. How would the hymn sound if Metallica played it?
2. Are there doughnuts at fellowship?
1. How many more verses?